I Should Be Rich

Green Tea freezes time

Recently, as in a few days ago, I have been trying to drink green tea. I had been avoiding it because it just seemed gross. I think I may have tasted it a long time ago, but I can’t really remember.

When I drink it, time seems to slow, and sometimes it seems like the clock freezes.

I am not even kidding! I’m not sure if it’s because green tea makes you alert, or what is going on here! It’s almost like I have spidey senses and super fast speed! Watch out, I’ve been drinking it today.

I have had and tried many energy drinks. Green tea, by far, wins. Bonus – there’s no crash afterwards either.